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Superman reboot - some thoughts

Posted on:  September 28, 2008 21:57 by em:two

Well, I've been thinking about this since Warner Bros announced they were rebooting the Superman film franchise and basically disregarding Bryan Singer's 2006 "Superman Returns".

A good idea? I know people who would disagree but my gut is saying no, it isn't a good idea. Only just.  But why? Here's what I think.

I recently watched Returns to refresh my memory and on the whole it's a good film. Bryan Singer did a good job of being faithful to the Donner legacy whilst introducing the big man back into the cinema for the younger generation.  I want to say this now, this is not a review, there's too much in the film to write about. But here goes my shot at summing up what I thought.

Alot about this film works really really well. I'll cover the main points later but even the tiny things such as the tips of the hat to the Superman history make a big difference, things like the references to Lex having been in the Fortress of Solitude before, the flight over the city with Lois and the subtle yet oh so noticeable nod to the cover of Action Comics #1 during Superman's first night rounds when he saves Kitty from her cut car brakes. Look: 

On the whole it feels like the first two films did, which in my mind is brilliant. I loved them, so much so that i still get the same tingle in my spine as I did when I was 5 and I heard the famous music kicking in. Awesome.

Here's what I thought of the main aspects of the film:

Superman / Clark Kent - Brandon Routh obviously bears a striking resemblance to one Christopher Reeve, which lends a hand in when it comes to carrying on Donner's legacy. To be fair, he does a great job of portraying the big man and I did believe in him as a character. He was maybe a tad too fresh faced to wholly convince me but I'd love to see a slightly older Routh in a new film.  As Clark Kent he pulled it off too, a little cheesy at times I  know but let's be honest, it's the farmboy Clark playing a clumsy character isn't it. So, I'll let that one go.

Lois Lane - I'm a fan of a strong brassy and outspoken Lois and whilst Kate Bosworth is a good actress, she just didn't cut it for me I'm afraid. My preference for the Lois character is one such as is played by Erica Durance in Smallville and even the sassy Teri Hatcher version from '93s Lois & Clark. Again, she's a touch too young to be playing this character I think. It just didn't feel right. Plus, I don't think that the chemistry between Bosworth and Routh was particularly effective either.

Lex Luthor - Hmmmm I'm torn here. I think Kevin Spacey is a great actor, course he is, we all knew that anyway. Was annoys me most though about this version of Lex is that he's obviously a continuation of Gene Hackman's slightly hammy interpretation from the Donner legacy. Given what I've said above I suppose this is to be expected. I think where this goes wrong is that he's just not near menacing enough (with the exception of sticking Supes with the Kryptonite shard, I'll give that one). I concur that he is obviously screwed up and Spacey plays what he's been given very well but having seen Michael Rosenbaum's turn as Lex in Smallville, and even John Shea in L&C, it's hard to go back to seeing the character as a land obsessed maniac when he's had so much more to his arsenal in the other incarnations.

The FX - Not a major thing but I just wanted to note that I loved the effects in Returns. The plane scene and the part of the film where he's stopping the destruction of the city following the creation of the landmass were outstanding, as was the retrieval of the ship. 

The plot - I can see where Michael Dougherty & Dan Harris wre going with the story, and again it serves as a good continuation to the Donner films. The thing that annoyed me most with it though was the fact that it never quite felt as if it'd got going. It was almost like there was something big coming that somehow stayed just out of reach.  There were also a few bits in particular that I didn't like, I'm talking little things here; why did the fantastically advanced scientific mind of Jor-El make it so easy for a blatant imposter to access ALL the information in the Fortress, and then steal a crystal! Come on.

A strong focus of the plot was obviously the fact that Supes has to deal with the changed relationships of the people around him. The main point of this being the story between him and Lois, who is now a mum to a 5 year old boy and engaged to Richard White. I didn't buy for one second the part of Clark that was trying to edge his way back into Lois' affections (remember the scene outside the Planet where he asks her to join him for a bite to eat?). I just don't think someone of Clark's morals would try to do something like that. He's got alot of pent up feeling's already in there and he deals well with it, it's what he does, it's part of him being Superman. He'd just keep his feeling's locked away because his morals would force him to. I appreciate that Clark has feelings for Lois and Routh plays this well but leave it at the angst ridden looks over the office and the awkward interactions between the two, don't make Superman the relationship breaker.

So, why a reboot? - Personally the ONLY reason I'd ever want to see a reboot is because of the "Superman has a son" scenario that was left set up at the end of Returns. I really don't think that was a good way to go and I don't think they can really retcon that. But, that's only my opinion.

Bryan Singer had already promised more action and some meatier villains for the big man to go toe to toe with (which is exactly what we want to see, Superman let loose) so the only reason that I can think of for a reboot in the eyes of Warner's is a financial one. Returns was made for round $209 million and grossed $391,081,192 on it's release. Not bad really (well I don't think so) but if you compare it (as WB have obviously done) to the juggernaut that was the outstanding "The Dark Knight" which was made for $185 million and grossed nearly 1 billion at the box office I guess you can see where they're coming from.

The trouble with that is the gut reaction for any WB exec is to instantly say "right let's make Superman darker". No Warner, don't. Please do not. Stick to what makes Superman Superman, play on his strengths and his fantastic powers and if you want to make something dark then give him a villain that's worthy of being able to stand up to him.  Oh and don't kop out and make a movie version of "The Death of Superman", leave that to the animation guys.

I'd like to see Bryan Singer stay on as director and if they do insist on bringing a new writing team on board then I say give the comic world's golden boy Mark Millar a chance.

As a final thought I don't think they'll ever make a Superman film that collectively pleases the masses like the 1978 film did and I don't envy the guy trying! 

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Sorta book review: Blaze; Richard Bachman

Posted on:  September 15, 2008 10:39 by em:two

Now then

I've just finished reading a fairly short little novel written by Richard Bachman, the "dark" half of a certain Stephen King.  It's a very tightly written piece that was supposedly rediscovered and release by King last year.

I don't have it in me today to be able to write a "review" as such but I was so impressed by the book that I wanted to give it a mention.

The basic premise is that of a low level criminal and con artist, Clayton "Blaze" Blaisdell Jnr, who is in for the fabled "one last big job" followed by a retirement in Haiti or somewhere. He's accompanied by his dead partner George. Yes, dead. I won't say anything else in case you read it.

It's a book that emotes a hell of a lot in a very short space of time. It moves at a blistering pace and as the story of Blaze's childhood and the way he deals with the "one last big job" unravels you actually begin to will Blaze on to success. A very odd, unexpected turn of thought.  I've read alot of King's work, even his work as Bachman and this short novel, to me, is up there in terms of quality, story telling and character substance with such classics as The Stand, Needful Things and The Dead Zone. And that's quite a statement, as any fan of King's will tell you.

I got the book for about 4 quid in a WH Smiths whilst I was waiting for a train and it's very lucky purchase. I'd urge anyone to head over to Amazon and get a copy. Here, there's even a link for you: http://www.amazon.co.uk/Blaze-Stephen-King/dp/0340952245/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1221472260&sr=1-1

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My view on "Batman 3"

Posted on:  August 27, 2008 08:28 by em:two

Now I'm no film expert, or critic, or anything informed. But I know what I like and anyone who knows a bit about me knows I like a good story. And I find alot of these stories are inspired by comic books. I used to read them a bit but not so much anymore, I dabble with the odd graphic novel but nothing major (see, casual geek).

But the net's been buzzing with hype surrounding the follow up to Christopher Nolan's "The Dark Knight" and I thought I'd chip in. Not with hype, but just some opinions.

At the time of writing TDK is the second highest grossing movie ever in the US and the 15th of all time worldwide. Not bad for a fella in a mask and tights. Whilst TDK in itself is an awesome film and represents a piece of great writing and direction so much so that it actually makes you believe that maybe this sort of thing isn't so far fecthed after all, it has to be said that the show is quite easily stolen by the appearance of one Joker, famously played by the now sadly departed Heath Ledger. After Jack Nicholson's turn in Batman back in '89 it was hard to imagine anyone overturning his performance as the Crown Prince of Crime but Ledger hits it out of the park, he's brilliant. The portrayal is so much darker and psychotic that Nicholson's and you do get a feel for the crazed genius behind the man's apparent madness.

Alot of speculation is flying about regarding whether TDK would've done as well as it has done without the death of Ledger and the truth is we'll never know. I for one am gutted that this version of the Joker won't be played again by Ledger and that leads me nicely onto what I've been thinking about for"Batman 3".

Stay away from Joker. He was nicely tied up (excuse the pun) at the end of TDK and could easily be left out of the next film. I imagine the temptation would be to ressurect him with someone like Johnny Depp behind the makeup, and I'm sure he'd do a great job, but it wouldn't be the same. Use Depp or someone similar instead for a "Nolanised" version of maybe The Riddler or someone equally extravagant.  Having seen Nolan in action more than a few times now I know that he's not easily swayed by media speculation and having seen the rebirth of the Bat franchise I am confident he won't put Joker back in the mix just to please the fanboys.

So, who to use as a villain? There are a pile of candidates but I think people like Clayface, Penguin and possibly even Catwoman are out of the mix, they just don't seem to fit into Nolan's reimagined "real" Gotham. Personally I'd like to see someone like Hush in the mix with someone such as maybe Harley Quinn as a (very) secondary villain trying in vain to relieve Joker's past Gotham "glory".  As for Bats, well I'd like to see him by the end of the saga recognised as Gotham's saving grace and whilst I'm totally against using Robin in his usual guise, why not hint at Dick Grayson bailing Bats out of a sticky situation and end the film with the possibility of Bruce Wayne contacting him to "have a chat". Just my thoughts and I know other people hate the Robin inclusion but to me he's a huge part of the Batman mythology so a little teaser would be nice. No Chris O'Donnell though. Oh no.

Finally, a thought on a possible crossover with the big man himself (Superman anyone?). Seeing what Marvel are doing with their properties and having read what DC are planning with their heroes, I'd love to see the Batman in a very scary set piece maybe surrounded by just a few too many bad guys even for him (or even a Nolanised "super villain" (Bane?)) and somehow get bailed out by something that's just a touch too fast for the camera to catch properly, only managing to get the quick flash of blue and red. The fans would certainley get that, remember the hype that the Captain America shield and the Nick Fury cameo caused in Iron man, and the cameo by Tony Stark in Hulk? Just a thought.

Before I bail, I just wanna say that I love what Nolan did with Harvey Dent. Keep it short, sweet and create a martyr and also a villain the audience sympathises with. Sorry Tommy Lee Jones, your version is no where near close.

Well they're my thoughts and I'm officially a geek now.

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